Monday, May 17, 2010

Top 10 Hottest Athletes


Unless you’ve been living under an especially large slab of rock recently, you’ll probably have noticed that this big sports day thing is coming up. The Olympics, they call it. In celebration of this wondrous event, we’ve collected together the sexiest female athletes on the planet. Enjoy!



10. Amanda Beard

Despite the unappealingly masculine name, Ms Beard is in fact an American Olympic swimmer and model. She’s not shy, either: in her time she’s appeared in Sports Illustrated, Playboy and good ol’ FHM. Which is nice.



9. Gretchen Bleiler

You might not guess it to look at her, but young Gretchen is the big name in female snowboarding. When she’s not tearing up half-pipes, she likes looking pretty, playing with her hair, and mini-golf. At a guess, anyway.



8. Amy Taylor

The archetypal image of a female footballer may leave you quivering under your Subbuteo-print bedsheets, but this one’s different: she’s pretty. She’s Australian. She could kick your arse at five-a-side – she’s the perfect woman.



7. Biba Golic

Table tennis is cool. That’s a fact. We know this because any sport that brings us a woman as hot as Biba has to be cool. Has to be.



6. Maria Sharapova

Maria, Maria, Maria. Classier than Kournikova, prettier than Nadal, but still no match for Ivanovic in the hotness stakes. So near, and yet, so far.


5. Natalie Gulbis

In such a refined and regal sport as golf, it may seem a touch vulgar to ask, but still – how does she swing the club so well with such ample breasts? It’s quite the conundrum…


4. Allison Stokke


At the age of just 17, Allison was pole-vaulted (boom boom) to stardom by being, well… hot. Swiftly becoming an internet phenomenon, she’s brought a new found respect to the stick-waggling profession. And by ‘respect’ we mean ‘lust’.


3. Nikki Gudex

Her name may make her sound like some kind of robotic seductress, but in reality she’s a world-class mountain biker. Her legs look long and sleek, but underneath lie pistons of steel. Our guess is she could probably beat the crap out of you too. Yes, we can tell.


2. Bia and Branca Feres

There are two of them! And they’re both stunning! And they do synchronised swimming! That means bikinis – yes it does.




1. Ana Ivanovic

We’ve loved this racket-wielding siren for quite some time now. She’s just so damn beautiful – which is why we’ve made her number one, frankly.